JOKE #111: SIMPLE TRUTHS

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats ". But none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

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