Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex.
He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and Daddy doing?"
The parents, obviously very embarrassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "I'm sitting on Daddy's tummy to make all the air go out of it. Because he's getting a bit fat," stutters his mother.
Little Johnny replied, "There's no use in that, Mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"
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