JOKE #144: FIRE AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Doctor's office has a fire and loses all their records.

"I'm sorry Mr. Johnson but the results of your wife's test came back positive, but I can't remember if it was AIDS or Alzheimer's," said the doctor.

"Well that's not very helpful. What the hell am I to do?"

The doctor thinks for a bit and says "I have an idea. Take her out to the woods and leave her; if she finds her way back home, don't have sex with her".

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