Guy goes to the doctor because things don't feel right. The doctor does test after test, then re-tests and consults a colleague who agrees with the diagnosis.
He calls the patient in and says, "I'm really sorry, but all I can offer is bad news and really bad news. What would you like first?"
The patient says, "Well, those aren't good choices. I guess give me the really bad news first."
Doc says, "you have a really rare, inoperable, extremely painful form of cancer that is fatal and untreatable."
Patient says, "what's the bad news?"
Doc says, "Also, you have early on-set Alzheimer's disease."
Patient: "Could be worse--at least I don't have cancer."
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