Two campers were hiking in the woods until one had to go take a piss. While peeing, a rattlesnake, out of nowhere, bit his manhood.
"I got bitten by a venomous snake, quick call for help."
The other camper, panicking, called emergency services.
"Hello? We need help! My friend, he got bitten by a venomous snake! We are in the middle of nowhere and far from any hospital or the road."
In a calm and soothing voice, the representative answered, "Calm down sir. What we need to do is take a knife, and cut a small wound on the part bitten, like a small tiny x. After that, you are going to suck the venom out."
The bitten camper, moaning in agony asked, "What did they say?"
The other camper said in a dead face, "You're going to die."
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