JOKE #44: SOMETHING'S FISHY WITH THIS SNAKE

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good fish bait, so, knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head. Then I took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

So, I grabbed some weed, and blew some smoke its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.

I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake...with two frogs.

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