Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were eating gumbo at the local restaurant with everybody else in Larose, Louisiana.
There was a big, heavy-set woman at the next table eating gumbo with 2 spoons, just shoveling it in. She got to a boiled egg and pop it in her mouth, and it gets stuck in her throat. She then stood up and grab her throat.
Boudreaux, being the international oilfield hand that he was, trained in first aid, recognized the international sign for choking, and jumped up to help the woman.
He ran behind the woman, throw her dress up over her head, and run his tongue all up the crack of her butt. The woman gets excited and POP, out come the egg. While the restaurant is cheering Boudreaux, he sit back down and says,
"You know, Thib, that hind-lick maneuver works every time."
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