A couple have been dating for a while, when suddenly Mary asks her boyfriend of some months if he wanted to come over to her parents house for a nice dinner. Of course he'd love to meet her parents.
As soon as they arrived, she sat in the car and looked at Dan very seriously. "Honey, thanks for coming to dinner. But I have something to tell you about my family. They stay extremely quiet during dinner. They don't talk. The first person who talks has to do the dishes."
"Okay" says Dan, "sounds reasonable."
They open the door with the family ecstatic to see the couple. As soon as dinner begins, everyone falls silent. Soon, Dan notices the dirty dishes lying everywhere. In the hallway, on the counters, everywhere. Noticing a chance, Dan kisses his girlfriend right in front parents expecting a reaction.
After nothing, Dan then strips his girlfriend and proceeds to have sex with her right on the kitchen table. Her mother is disgusted and her father is looking pissed, but not saying a word. After, Dan notices no one has said a word and looks to the mother.
He walks over and casually starts stripping the mother while no one in the room says anything. After passionately making love to the mom, who is quite happy at moment, he notices it's starting to rain on his new leather seated bike.
As soon as Dan takes out the oil wax to weather proof the sears, the father rises up and shouts, "alright I'll do the dishes."
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