Three old men talk about their problems.
The first one says, I wake up at 7 a.m every morning with a terrible urge to pee. I go to the bathroom and I stand there for two hours and nothing.
The second one says, I wake up at 6 a.m every morning with a terrible need to defecate. I sit there reading for four hours, and nothing.
Finally the third one says, Don't look at me. There's no drama here, my system works like clockwork. I pee at 7 a.m, I shit at 8, and at 9, I wake up.
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