A bloke with no arms and no legs is laying on the beach, enjoying the sunshine and the sea breeze when a beautiful lady with a dog walks past.
"Ahh," she says "look at you, sat here all lonely, I bet you could do with a hug."
"Umm yes," replies the man
"I..I've never been hugged before."
So, feeling sorry for him, she gives him a hug and carries on walking her dog on along the beach.
A few minutes later and the man notices a pretty girl coming towards him. She immediately gives him a hug and asks him if he'd like a kiss. The man still in total shock at all the attention he'd gotten so far today, replied yes without even thinking. He'd would have said yes anyway, he'd never been hugged before so you can bet he'd never even kissed before. So she gave him a big kiss on the lips and was gone before he realized what had just happened.
As he lay there in the sunshine, replaying the day over in his head, thinking to himself that things couldn't be much better at the moment, yet another beautiful woman approached him. The first thing she asks him is why is he smiling so much? So he begins to tell her about his day so far and how he had his first hug and his first kiss. The lady gets irritated and butts in,
"Wow, you sound like you've had so much fun."
"Yes," replies the man.
"The day couldn't be any better."
"Really?" says the woman. "Well, I bet you've never been screwed before?"
The man, who already couldn't believe his luck today, began smiling even more than he already was.
"N,o" he says. "I've never been screwed before."
"Well you have now," says the woman.
"Yeah?" Asks the man.
"Yeah," says the woman. "The tide's coming in!"
No comments:
Post a Comment