4 Catholic men and 1 Catholic woman are having coffee at a cafe near St. Peter's Square one morning.
The first man says: "My son is a priest and when he walks into a room everyone calls him Father."
The second man says: "My son is a Bishop and when he enters a room everyone calls him Your Excellency.
The third man says: "My son is a Cardinal and when he enters a room everyone calls him Your Eminence."
The forth man says: "Well, my son is the Pope and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Holiness."
The four men look collectively at the woman with raised eyebrows and say: "Well?"
The woman says: "I have a daughter. She is tall and blonde and beautiful. She has size 38D breasts, a 26 inch waist and 36 inch hips. She has long, shapely legs and when she walks into a room people say,
"Jesus Christ!"
No comments:
Post a Comment