A husband went to police station for filing report For his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & she still has not come home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Eyecolor?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Haircolor?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Did she have a car with her?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Could you tell me the number, name & color of the car?
Husband: It was black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
Then the Husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir. We will find your car.
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