JOKE #109: THE SPORT OF CHOICE

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on recreational preferences:

• The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
• The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
• The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
• The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
• The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
• The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The more money you make, the smaller your balls become.