Two sons want to take over their dad's business. One's studied marketing and the other accounting, so they think they're ready to finally take the torch.
They ask their father about it and he says, "You guys don't know nothing from business, both of you've got egos bigger than your business ambition and you're just not ready yet."
"Egos bigger than our ambitions? What does that even mean, Dad?"
"I'll show you." So he takes his sons to a brothel and before they go in he says, "Now this is a very particular gentleman's club; they charge by the inch of your pecker, $10 an inch."
The three are greeted inside by an array of very seductive ladies, which they select and follow into three rooms. When they come out, the father asks how much they paid.
"$60," says the one son.
"Hah, what did I tell you," scoffs the father.
"Well I paid $65," says the second.
"Pfft, even worse, this one," says the father.
"Well how much did you pay, Dad?"
"$10!" he boasts.
"But Dad, I mean... we've seen you in the shower and stuff and you're more or less like us."
"What did I tell you, egos bigger than your business ambition — I bet the both of you measured beforehand."
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