JOKE #277: TWO ZEBRAS TALKING

Two zebras are talking in the savanna And zebra one says to zebra two, "Do you think I am black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?"

The second zebra says, "I don't know, why don't you go up to heaven and ask God?"

So the first zebra goes up and says, "God, am I black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?"

God said, "You are what you are."

The first zebra goes back down to zebra two and zebra two says, "Well, what did God say?"

Zebra one says, "God told me, 'you are what you are'."

Zebra two says, "Well then you must be white with black stripes, because if you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'you is what you is'."